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Sunday, April 27, 2014

"Japanese Cucumbers" recipe

Hello everyone, it's the weekend!

The votes are in from this week's poll and it was a tie between "Japanese cucumbers" and "Hunter stew." The Japanese cucumber vote came first so I've created a step-by-step video for anyone interested in trying this simple yet tasty cucumber recipe. This is a vibrant, sour-spicy side dish which punches flavor into any meal, particularly any blander item such as sticky rice.

The finished product.
Our inventive household term for this recipe is "Japanese cucumbers," though you can also use English ones in a pinch. It's probably the rice wine vinegar and sesame oil we focused on when dubbing a 'common' name for the dish.

We found a simplified version of this recipe in the "Cook This, Not That" book, but added a few special touches of our own. I've shared this dish with friends and professors and have always gotten favorable reviews.

I highly recommend this dish be prepared at least an hour in advance of the meal you intend to eat it with so the cucumbers can steep and absorb the dressing. This is entirely optional, however.

Let's get started!

YOU WILL NEED:

1-2 Japanese (or English) cucumbers
1 shallot (or 1 small red onion)
1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
1 Tbsp sesame oil
1 Tbsp sugar (or 3 packets of sugar)
1 tsp salt
1 tsp red pepper flakes

DIRECTIONS:

        Vegetable prep
Wash the cucumbers thoroughly, then take a fork and scrape grooves in the skin. This will allow the dressing to really permeate and infuse the cucumbers with flavor. After scraping all along the length, slice the cucumber to the desired size of thickness. I usually like to slice them fairly thin to make it look like there are a lot to go around. Then dice up the shallot. Again, your preference on how chunky you want to go here.

        Dressing
Combine the ingredients in a medium-sized bowl. There's no special order, though I usually save the shallots and cucumbers for last. The pepper flakes can be apportioned to preference. Experiment and see what you like.




Leave the cucumbers in the fridge to steep and enjoy with a meal or snack at your leisure. Enjoy!

Happy Sunday.


Saturday, April 19, 2014

Poetic Justice

Or riding Poe's coattails and being rewarded for it.

Hello everyone, it's the weekend!

Edgar Allen Poe and I have never really gotten along. His short story "The Tell-Tale Heart," depicts a narrator who murders an old man and hides the body under the floorboards. The narrator, perhaps somewhere deep down feeling guilty of the crime, slips into insanity as he 'hears' the deceased old man's heartbeat. It was the beating heart that always got to me. The story gave me nightmares. It was a case of tomato tastes bad--never partake of tomatoes or their ilk again.

But avoidance doesn't work with Poe.

This dark American literary writer seems to circle back into my life every so many years--a cold, blazing comet in its orbit that lights the heaven's over my head briefly before vanishing as quickly as it came. There are numerous parodies on him from such shows as the Simpsons and Tiny Toons and Rocky Bullwinkle. Yes Rocky Bullwinkle. And they center around one poem in particular.


(Woodpecker, raven. Birds of a feather.)

Now, I've been working on a story about ravens and I've researched all I could to depict them correctly. The half that did not come up as the Baltimore Ravens, spat out Poe's famous piece "The Raven." Poe has chased me these last two years as I labored on this story and the combination of his haunting work and this song by Xandria; "Forevermore":



I got the idea to write an uplifting ballad that would comprise Poe's unusual meter and rhyme scheme but be light and cheery--a sharp contrast to his Raven work.

It wasn't.

I spent a good three hours penning a poem I started as "The Dove," which became "Forevermore" and Poe's ubiquitous character seeped in even there. Here is the first stanza of my poem:

Once upon a sunlit clearing, as I wandered light and cheery,
Through the grasses tall and golden waving by the glassy shore,
As I skipped, neatly hopping, o’er the meadow without stopping,
Came a twitter softly calling, calling from the verdant boughs fore,
“It is some songbird,” I murmured, “trilling from the trees offshore –
 A sooty or common moor.”

So yes very similar to Poe's particular style. The call was from my title character, the dove. I started off so happy and gentle. This would be an inspiring piece about human values and timeless love--things that last forevermore!

It wasn't.

I burrowed dark and deep quickly and managed to complete my poem on the ticking deadline of our local library's creative writing contest, naturally, two days before it was due. Two weeks passed and I forgot about it until yesterday when I was expecting to hear a call for the contest winners. No call came.

It was too close to Poe, that had to be it. I pulled an Icarus and dared to fly too close to genius that I had no business paying homage to. I made a few references to Poe in the piece itself in as clever and subtle a means as I could. But it clearly was not enough. 'The judges hated it! I'm a terrible writer! A loser!' You know, the usual beat down. But Saturday came and I decided, what the hell, let's just attend the contest award ceremony and see. If nothing else there would be refreshments and I'm not one to turn down free food.

Already bracing for defeat, I pawed through the library's old archives of annual contests looking for a previous year where I had taken both adult categories in poetry and short story. 

"The Last Tree" took first place for short story in 2010.
A childish reassurance, I'll admit, but there it is. Then I overheard my mother speaking with the librarian, outright asking if I had won. I froze, listening. "Oh Rochelle! I remember Rochelle! Yes, I think she did win something this year."

I shelved the binder in my hands and went to say hello. We took our seats in the crowd and I sweated as the librarian awarded honorable mention for all ages in poetry and short story, third place, second--my name still had not been called. I was tense as she paused to read the name for the "First place prize for Adult Poetry is..." You're set on scarring me, aren't you Poe? --and the librarian read off my name.

This year's prizes for first place!

I went up to claim my prize, a $20 gift card for the Air Force exchange and certificate, and was eager to sit back down again, but the librarian who really did remember me announced to the audience that I've been a long-time participant and winner of this particular contest. And me, being super sensitive to the feelings of others, felt so embarrassed! Sure, I'm proud of my work, but not at the expense of others feeling bad about themselves for it. I was happy to quietly claim my prize and sit right back down again.

I wish I'd had the time to put together the short story idea I had, but it's so big. I find that happening a lot these days; one scene blows up into this huge, all-encompassing story. I just didn't have time for this contest. In any case, I'm very glad I shook off the dregs I was feeling yesterday and showed up. It made for a lovely Saturday afternoon.

Happy Saturday, all! 

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Jetpunk Quizzes

Hello everyone, it's the weekend!

You may or may not have seen the Jetpunk quizzes popping up on Facebook.

The self-proclaimed "World's Best Quizzes" site has a lot on tap for you to pit your knowledge against on nearly any topic from NFL stars to European geography, the English language to Harry Potter character last names to history. These quizzes offer a prompt and a decent allotment of time for test takers to type in their answers and the tests themselves vary in difficulty. Four minutes to answer the descriptions of mythical creatures and twelve minutes to name all the countries of the world. (I got to 79 and blanked. I really need to study Africa more. Or that Animaniacs Nations of the World song.)

My first test I followed from a link off Facebook where I had to name all the states in the United States.




I was one of those geeks who studied maps in school. Maybe it was because I was a military brat growing up and I liked to color in the places I had been to like it was some accolade to show off. My knowledge of the east coast is not great, but I managed to get a 100% on this quiz despite it with 48 seconds to spare.

I struggled spelling Massachusetts correctly but eventually got it. Darn you Massa-Masse-Massachusettesss! Why you gotta be so hard to spell? We need a Massachusetts song to go along with our Mississippi chant.

After the tests you get a score and your score is measured against other test takers, your average and high scores. And under the statistics you'll find the quiz with all the answers revealed and a list of answers you input correctly and a statistic on how many others guessed your missed questions corcectly.

For example, roughly 38% of test takers miss Massachusetts!

Having studied English and Journalism in school, I also tried my hand at 'O' vocabulary for the English language.




Let's just say my attempt was somewhat offal here.

Also, mythical creatures--because I was one of those strange kids who actually read all the stats for creatures in the bestiaries of those Final Fantasy guidebooks.



Beasts!

I also attempted the Harry Potter character surname quiz and found myself ashamed once I got the results.



Can you beat any of my scores in these tests? Try it for yourself and post your results in the comments!

I challenge you to take this Countries of the World quiz and beat my score of 79. Do NOT watch that Animaniacs video first. I'll know.

Good luck and happy Sunday!

Rio 2: A Review

Hello everyone, it's the weekend!

I never saw Rio in theaters, but flipping through channels one evening I stumbled over Rio and dined in to watch it. The vibrant color and the drum roll music is what stuck out most for me--I mean there were a few tunes I wanted to jump up to and start dancing.

With this in mind, I agreed to go see Rio 2 with a friend of mine. If Rio was about learning to fly, then Rio 2 soars. The film not only picks up neatly where the first left off, but it builds from a quartet into a full symphony. There is a fun cast of characters, some old and some new, and they play nice. There are a number of story arcs, but they're plaited snugly together without getting lost or dragging. Quite a feat. And once again the music is superb--I applaud you John Powell. So let's get into Rio 2.

Rio 2 poster from Wikipedia.


The story

Rio 2 continues Blu's story as a domestic family bird happily mated to Jewel with three little personality-driven offspring; the brain, the troublemaker, and the aloof iPod one, no seriously. It's New Year's and the birds (oh, and people too) are celebrating while our human caretakers, Tulio and Linda, are out in the Amazon in ongoing bird research. They think they spy a Spix Macaw in the jungle and share this discovery on the news. Because, you know, they dispatch videographers to the middle of the Amazon for something an ornithologist and his wife were pretty sure they saw. The Blu family learn there might be more Spix Macaws in the wilds of the Amazon and they, along with Rafael (toucan), Nico (yellow canary), and Pedro (red-crested cardinal), fly 2,000 miles vacationer-sightseer Brazil style to where the blue macaw was sighted. We learn Nigel the cockatoo is still alive and out for revenge as well as come across a new villain running an illegal lumber operation precisely where Tulio and Linda are working. Even more precisely, the loggers are pushing toward a wild aviary stuffed with tropical birds of a familiar feather.

The message

Your family is your family whether they have fingers or feathers.

The characters 

The Old 

Blu - I'm pleased to find Blu is still awkward, but someone his kids can still look up to and his wife can love. He still smart and he shows off some new skills hacky-sacking blueberries. (Which comes in later in the best way.) But while he's still awkward, you can see he's progressed too as a bird in love with Jewel and a father. It makes him a rounded, lovable protagonist. He sets aside his own inhibitions and anxiety to take the family to the Amazon at Jewel's request to explore the possibility of there being others like them, which was the theme of the first movie serving these two as the last of their species. Blu is still uncertain, particularly of his place in the jungle, and it's fun to watch him fail while you know he's trying his best to adjust. His weakness becomes his strength later in the film and something to be respected. At one point, he's actually forced to choose between his family and his human family. Blu is an entertaining protagonist and it was wonderful to watch him grow.

Jewel - She was a bit of a spitfire in the first flick and while we see traces of that personality here, Jewel has turned to motherhood in the same way Blu has become a father. She still yearns for the wilds, understandably, and at the declaration there might be more of her kind, she's eager to get out there and know for herself. Particularly since the kids are eating pancakes (when she brought a Brazil nut home for breakfast), watching TV, and listening to iPods. Yes. iPods. I was actually a bit surprised to witness her subtle arguments with Blu, real spouses with real problems trying to sneak into this film, one gently going around the faults of the other, one wanting things their way, arguments on behalf of the kids' upbringing. I mean, is this a kid's film? Either way, it was fun to see Mama Jewel return to her natural habitat.

Nigel - He looked awful. Which is GREAT. I mean, the guy went through a propeller, of course he's going to look ratty and he DID. I give kudos to the creative director for not only making his plumage look terrible but taking away his ability to fly. Nigel not only has a great reason for hating Blu, but a flightless bird tailing able-bodied ones makes the antagonist's quest all that more difficult. I loved  that his journey was so difficult. I loved that he's still a "pretty birdy" actor through and through, demeaning, and a little off. His "I Will Survive" rendition was a bucket of fun. I was almost rooting for him to succeed. Something I rarely say of villains.

Tulio - Our loveable birdbrain ornithologist is still as goofy as ever. Squawks like a pelican, sings like a canary; his work takes precedence as Linda paddles them down the Amazon River. I wouldn't believe his character to be anything more than cartoon-y except I had a professor who acted just like Tulio, endearing stutterer and lover of bird calls. People like Tulio exist. We don't see too much of Tulio, or Linda for that matter, but the bits we do are good for a laugh.

Linda - Blu's owner is still a Minnesota girl up a cree--Amazon--with a broken paddle. She's out of her element and it shows, much like Blu, but she and Tulio have some sweet and silly moments. You can see she cares about the native birds as much as her own Blu and she'll stand up for them at the risk of her own safety. She's braver than I when it comes to snakes. Respect.

The New

The kids - As I described earlier, we have Carla, the oldest and...iPod-wearing one. Ugh. Bia, the brain. And Tiago, the troublemaker. While the kids' individual traits are addressed through use at points in the film, I worry the film will date itself with the technology and hackneyed "this kid is the rabble rouser" and "this one is brilliant!" All in all, I feel the kids are a bit underdeveloped, but in truth, the film isn't about them so I don't expect them to be rounded. Carla gets to use her musical know how, Bia brings some facts to the stage, and Tiago entertains the other kids in the theater. They each have their job and they each perform it well. I'm relieved the voice actors also did a pretty good job acting as, well, kids.

 Eduardo - I don't think I'm giving anything away when I say Eduardo is Jewel's father. He's your typical military dad, (buzzcut and all) good with kids but rough on his daughter's husband--except he actually takes his father-chief role seriously to train Blu to the nuances of the jungle. He plays many roles and he plays them well. He's soft with Jewel, a playful grandpa to the kids, a mentor to Blu, and a leader to the village. He's an incredibly rounded character and serious about protecting his family. I enjoyed every scene he was in.

Roberto - You don't even SEE him first. You HEAR him. And the first thing I thought was "...Prince?" (I apologize to all Bruno Mars fans.) Our Casanova of the bird world has the "hair," the song, and the moves. He comes off as a bit pretentious and full of himself and a possible disruption to Blu's happy family as an romantic interloper with Jewel, but we see him serve as watch and guard against any who are threats to the macaws. He also has a bit of a mental breakdown which was hilarious and added more dimension to his character.

Gabi - The poison dart frog. It's established right away this frog has a crush on Nigel and she faithfully follows this arc the entire movie. Her goals are Nigel's goals which gives her a bit more than just "I'm a stupid sidekick for you to kick around." While almost dramatic to the point of being over the top, I enjoyed her song. I loved how shiny her skin was--I could just feel the slickness on her. She was animated beautifully as well; bendy, bouncy, slick--everything a frog is. Much like Eduardo, I really loved every scene she was in.

The animation 

Just watch this. Just watch this and tell me you won't see the movie.



Good lord. Watch it again. Go ahead, I'll wait.

All right, let me try to put this in words. Most movies are 2D. Yes, they're filmed (or animated) in three dimensions, but the action is 2D. The Matrix broke away from the "I shot you from across the room and you're dead" routine by actually picking apart the fabric of reality (albeit a software one). Then you have Rio, a movie about birds. Birds do not move like Mario. The x- and y-axis are there, but in Rio, you SEE the z. You see the z-axis in the beautifully choreographed musical numbers. You see the z-axis during Blu's "sightseeing" trip. You see the z-axis in the Pit of Doom. GOD I loved the Pit of Doom! I mean, you feel like you're actually a bird in some scenes. The action is tight, the colors pop but don't overwhelm, and the motion is smooth. Our jerky rescued bird at the beginning turns its head sharply, like birds do. I distinctly remember Blu hopping up on a table at Linda and Tulio's camp just like a bird would. It's sharp, fast, but elegant movements and the animators capture this beautifully.

And the dancing musical numbers are a microcosm of themselves. They're cinematic, they're symmetrical, they're just awesome to watch. I can watch one clip over and over and catch something new every time. Beautifully executed. Wonderfully done.

The music

THE MUSIC! John Powell, hats off all.

"What is Love" sucked me in right away with the party in Rio de Janeiro with its cabana drums, spunky guitar, and cheery vocals underscored by the background chorus--gives the music breadth and a full rich sound. Which I can only ever seem to achieve enclosed in a vehicle with the speakers blasting and the woofer up.

Gabi's "Poisonous Love" is just fun as we witness Gabi professing her love for Nigel and the clever use of shadows to steal a 'kiss.' Over-the-top, yes, but that's just this frog's character. She's small, but she has a huge presence.

"Beautiful Creatures" is, hands down, my favorite song of the movie. We have that full chorus again making the stage seem huge and the scene here is just fluid. Talking about that z-axis, I think I was the most immersed during this piece. The baseline is Rio, but there's an almost Australian Aboriginal flare to it too that transported me to Cairns instead of the Amazon. But that didn't distract me from the get-up-and-dance vibe I had to squash in the crowded theater.

"I Will Survive" --Feat. Nigel. What a card. Disco gets down in the jungle. I was tickled Nigel set aside his personal vendetta to relive his career as performer and he certainly performs for this song. I thoroughly enjoyed his rendition of this old classic.

Possible improvements

-I'm sorry but I draw the line at birds listening to iPods. If Carla was just listening to music, fine, but she doesn't have any ears for earbuds! How are those things staying up?! Is a feather strong enough to work the navigation? That iPod cord should have caught on every low branch she ever passed--ever! No. No iPod for Polly.
-I felt Linda's voice actress could have sounded angrier at Tulio for parts when she's upset with him. Her 'yelling' sort of sound like suggestions spoken loudly.
-I felt Nico and Pedro's presence was a bit of stretch. They were out to scout the jungle for music. Oh...kay? And while they brought some funny audition scenes to the film, I almost felt their being there was a bit out of place. I get the familiar faces tack, but not at the expense of the storyline.
-They put so much love in the detail for the birds--I was almost hoping our humans got a little more love for their features. They look kind of waxy and bowl-headed. Plain. The focus is on the birds and they do a magnificent job of that! And while the people look all right, I feel they could probably look a little better.

The verdict 4.5/5

Should you see Rio 2? Yes. If you enjoyed Rio then Rio 2 is a step up from its predecessor. The animation is top-notch, the story sprawls but isn't terribly convoluted, the songs are great, and some of the gags will even give mature audiences a chuckle. Take your family or treat yourself to this flight of fancy.

Happy Saturday.

Friday, April 11, 2014

The trend begins

It's a new year. Well, rather late into a new year to get started, but I'm starting now anyway.

You know how dogs pick up a scent and run with their noses to the ground? I feel like a lot of people run through life this way; we pursue this goal with our heads down and forget to look up to see what's surrounding us. That was me last year until I took this trip. Blindly charging forward, not even knowing what I was chasing, probably following this scent in circles and not really going anywhere.
The game changer.


Until I stopped. And looked up.

I can't be the only one who feels like 2014 is a breath of fresh air. Maybe its the nice seven "2014" makes or because the Magic Eight Ball told me so--but this year has got some mojo to it.

And you know the Magic Eight Ball don't lie.


But change is on the horizon. A good change. Here are some resolutions I wrote on a 3x5 card for this year verbatim--feel free to steal a few for yourself:

-12 months, 12 books, no excuses! (5/12)
-200+ minutes of exercise/week (I already biffed on this one, but every week is a new week)
-Get into grad school  Check mark symbol
-Get a book published (or at least secure an agent, come on)
-Write an original piano piece Check mark symbol (And it was terrible! More on this later...)
-Online writing, peddle your craft, be serious! Check mark symbol
-Sing more, get out more, LET IT GO (Yes, Elsa left a profound impression on me)
-Learn a new skill
-NaNoWriMo 2014, you know which one (No, I don't.)

I came to the realization a lot of successful people already know and that's 'Life is what you make of it.' I never really grasped this concept so fully until I actually stuffed my inhibitions and really put myself out there. I made new friends and we went places and did things I never would have done otherwise. What you're willing to put in is exactly what you will get out of it. So I've resolved to be a producer this year. Hence the spine for this blog.

I've had this trend for the last month at least where I was doing something every weekend; hiking, writing group sharing, convention-ing and I figure, heck, why not share a bit about the experience? You've talked about maintaining a blog and you want to be a producer? Post something every week!

So that's what I'm going to do.

Tomorrow I'm hanging out with friends and finally hiking the Pillboxes in Lanikai.

While I won't carpe diem every diem, I will make a sincere effort to keep my nose off the ground and look up. Come with me--it's the weekend!